Old Master Q’s buddy Mr. Chin also has some pretty badass skills. He can run with the ball on his head and shoot some goals that way! It’s not basketball, so it’s not a travel; and technically, he’s not using his hands!
6) Takes the Easy Shots
OMQ is pretty hard on himself when he misses the easy shots. Don’t worry OMQ, we’ve witnessed plenty of perfect-opportunity missed shots in the World Cup matches.
7) Great Aim and Timing
The key to playing soccer well is to have great aim and timing, and a have a good pair of cleats. With these skills and weapons and his arsenal, OMQ is able to score goals … anyway he wants to!
8) Incredible Hops
After years of playing this game, OMQ has become a master goalie; he can stop shots a mile into the air!
Soccer: A Dangerous Game!
9) Getting Beat Up
Old Master Q plays with some violent players!
With beat up legs like that, fouls should have been called, but at least Old Master Q isn’t a ..master flopper!
10) High Kicks, High Misses
Be careful when you’re playing against OMQ! He is pretty flexible, so you may get an incidental foot in the face!
11) Header Shots
Don’t you wonder if players ever injure themselves on those soccer goal posts? They’re not even padded and are totally hazardous! OMQ is going to need a helmet the way he plays!
12) … and Header Misses
Sometimes OMQ has one of those days when he misses all his head shots. ..unless it’s into someone else’s head.
As OMQ gained more experience as a goalie, he also got his share of painful incidental contact. This is probably how he started becoming such a vengeful player!
14) Kicking Butt
If OMQ starts to get vengefully angry when he play soccer, he will literally kick your butt!
15) Sneak Attacks
Here’s another example where OMQ has great aim! It seems to get better when he’s angry at his target.
16) Bad Referees
Sometimes OMQ needs to deal with unfair referees who deserve their own red cards!
17) The Ultimate Red Card
Competitive soccer games can get pretty aggressive and physical. A lot of fouls may happen, causing players to act out vengefully. However some revenge moves require more than just a suspension from the game. Jail time may be a more appropriate punishment. 😱
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